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I don't know why Angelina Jolie has appeared in a couple of my dreams recently. I'm not one of those guys who finds her mind-bogglingly attractive. Of course, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed...

Anyway. I dreamed I was on the set of Angelina's new cooking show. I was hanging out at the back, lurking in the dark behind the studio audience.

Angelina was standing in this brightly-lit studio kitchen, wearing a little apron and showing how to make an omelette or something.

I was thinking that she seemed too serious about it, that the show might be more entertaining if she were to lighten up a bit, put some humour into it.

One of the crew came up and stood beside me. He was wearing thick glasses and some kind of headset. I had the bad feeling that he was going to try to talk to me.

He leaned over and said with a leer, "Could you imagine putting it to that every night?"

I said, "Dude. She's my sister."


See misplaced comment under "mac and cheese interpol". I've gone and fucked it all up.

Dude. Good stuff. I'm surprised more people don't comment, you're dreams are very inventive and interesting. Speaking of Angelina Jolie, try this one: http://simply-red.diaryland.com/020721_52.html - - It's a weird dream I had about Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt back in 2002, before Pitt divorced what's-her-face. And maybe we dream about Jolie because she's so damn sexy. I know I do.


you keep dreaming about angelina jolie because she's undeniably sexy. and she has a certain darkness to her. if i could look like anyone else in the world it would be her.

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