shriner hockey
I'm driving one of those little Shriner mini-cars, cruising through tree-lined suburban streets.
Then I drive through a gate and I come out the other side and I'm out on the ice in the middle of a hockey game. It's a playoff game and everyone in the crowd is laughing at me and my Shriner car in the middle of the action.
I'm trying to steer towards the penalty box to get off the ice, but the wheels of the car have no traction and I wind up spinning all over the place. I bang into Todd Bertuzzi and knock him flat on his ass.
He gets up and snarls and raises his hockey stick to club me with it.
I notice that the blade of his stick has a tooth growing out of it.