banana boomerang
Last night I dreamed that a banana in my cupboard had rotted so much that it turned black, then purple, then red. The skin of the banana had become hard to the touch.
I took the banana outside and tried to fling it into the field. As I watched, it boomeranged around and flew straight back at me. The banana clocked me in the head and knocked me down on the ground.
Then my brother appeared with a clipboard in his hand. He looked down at me and smiled and ticked a few things off on the clipboard.